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The Rudest Christmas Jumpers You Can Buy!

Had enough of the same old boring Christmas jumper? Bring some fun into your home/workplace with a rude Christmas jumper. Below we’ve listed our choice of what we think are the rudest Christmas jumpers available. Dare to be different!

Please be advised that some of these ITEMS may be considered VERY OFFENSIVE!!!

Because Christmas is such a special occasion, everyone wants to stand out from the crowd and appear unique, stunning, and perhaps even a little conspicuous. The attention-grabbing scripts and motifs on any and all of our Rude Christmas Jumpers, Naughty Christmas Jumpers, or Offensive Christmas Jumpers will undoubtedly cause your colleagues, acquaintances, and friends to stop, take notice, and perhaps comment – though we cannot guarantee that you will agree with what they have to say!

Enjoy Our Selection Of Rude Christmas Jumpers

Jolly As Fk Funny Christmas Holiday Crewneck Sweatshirt - Black - S
  • FIT & FEATURES Includes double needle stitching at waistband and cuffs. This unisex graphic crewneck sweatshirt is a full-cut regular adult size, has no side seams & is not tapered. This type of sweatshirt is for a standard fit.  It is one of our coziest fleece knits. It provides warmth though high quality fabric so you can stay comfortable no matter where you go.  Machine wash, Do not iron.
  • CHRISTMAS CREWNECK SWEATSHIRTS: Have you been naughty or nice If Santa is giving you coal for Christmas because you've been naughty, has just the designs for you this holiday. CHRISTMAS Offensive apparel from give you the opportunity to be edgy and add a little humor to a stressful season.
  • Please refer to the size chart in images for measurements and height/weight approximations.
  • MEASUREMENTS: Chest/Length -  Size Measured By Torso Circumference: Size SMALL measures 40" around the torso & 27" from shoulder to seam. NOTE: This is a UNISEX cut garment for Men or Women.
NC Women's Christmas Funny Sweatshirt Novelty Printing Long Sleeve Tops Plus Size Crew Neck Pullover Ugly Xmas Jumpers with Pockets
  • 🎅🎅Material: Our christmas novelty printing sweatshirt are made of polyester, it make you feel soft and comfortable, breathable and skin-friendly.This is a couple's outfit,Men's Christmas Novelty sweater link above, please enter our shop to buy.
  • 🎅🎅Fashion Stylish Design,Funny causul hoodie for you.Perfect for parties, prom, festivals, gifts, and more! Suitable for women/men/girl/boy,comfortable and fashionable!
  • 🎅🎅Realistic Christmas Digital Print, Both Side Print Hoodie with Vivid Colors That Wash Up Well,No Fading,Cracking,Peeling or Flaking ,Bright color and clear funny image will bring much fun to your Christmas seasoncomfortable,Novelty Christmas Sweater Design with So Much Funny Patterns,Brighten Up Your Holiday,Friends or Family Member,Suitable for Men Women Teens Boys Girls,also for Couples.
  • 🎁🎁Great Gift: See all our funny Sweatshirt! This graphic apparel makes the best gift idea for you or a friend. Perfect for Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Thanksgiving Day , Halloween, gift idea for friends, The welcome home gift they will love. Give them a very funny apparel, it is something they will wear all year. Make sure it is a Feeling Good apparel.
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IDGREATIM Unisex Novelty Christmas Pullover Sweatshirts Crewneck 3D Printed Hairy Chest Graphic Long Sleeve Sweater S
  • Material:Polyester and Spandex,soft and comfortable
  • 3D Christmas digital printed sweatshirt,long sleeve,crew neck,various Elf patterns
  • An ideal Christmas Gift for your friends or family,Suitable for Men/women/teen boy girls,also for couples
  • Funny ugly Elf patterns design,Great for Merry Christmas,Ugly christmas sweater day, christmas party, every occasion and situation.
  • Without ever fading, cracking, peeling or flaking.Hand wash and machine wash both available.
ARAMONIAT Mens Womens Unisex 3D Xmas Christmas Jumpers Sweaters Tops Available in Plus Sizes (UK Size M/L(12-14), Hands Off My PUDS Black)
  • Get festive this season with one of our Funny Christmas Xmas jumpers for Women Ladies Men of all ages! Various designs on the front.
  • Comes in a range of sizes ranging from UK size S-XXXL. Please NOTE these are unisex jumpers with plenty of space in them.
  • Made from very soft material, very comfortable to wear. Dress your self this festive Christmas Season with our stylish, funny Xmas jumpers.
  • Our Jumper are available in one eye catching colours which not only look great they feel comfortable too.
Festive as F*ck Funny Mens Christmas Long Sleeve T Shirt Xmas Jumper Tshirt (XXL)
  • Only the best quality garments
  • All original designs, stand out from the crowd
  • Your item will be shipped using biodegradable packaging, just throw it straight on the compost
  • Industry leading 60 day returns policy
Merry F King Christmas Adults Novelty Christmas Printed Jumper Sweatshirt Small Navy Blue
  • Fun Festive Novelty Christmas Fleece Lined Sweatshirt
  • Perfect for Family Fun, Christmas Gifts and Office Parties
  • Fast Shipping - Order placed before 3pm will be shipped the same day (Monday to Friday)
  • Silk Screen Printed In England
  • Sizes - Small Fits 34-36inch Chest, Medium Fits 38-40inch Chest, Large Fits 42-44inch Chest, X Large Fits 46-48inch Chest, XX Large Fits 50-52inch Chest
Ladies Christmas Jumpers | Women Xmas Tops | Ladies Santa Jumpers | Ladies Jumpers Tops | Women Acrylic Jumpers | Women Elf Tops | Ladies Penguin Dress | Women Santa Retro Jumpers Tops
  • Approx Length - 27.5" (69.85cm)
  • Model Wears Size S/M Height: 5'9"
  • 3D Boob Christmas Jumper
  • Item Fit: Slightly Baggy on Size 8 Model
  • Machine Washable
Tokyo Laundry Mens Merry Xmas Naughty Blue Printed Sweatshirt Jumper Blue Siz.
  • Tokyo Laundry Merry Xmas Naughty crew neck sweatshirt
  • Fleece lined for comfort. Ribbed cuffs, neck and hem. Humorous print design. To and from sewn in gift label.
  • This comfortable sweatshirt is a fun twist on the classic christmas jumper with a cheeky humour it would make a great gift.
Tipsy Elves Women's Censored Santa Tacky Christmas Jumper XX-Large Green
  • Extremely soft and high quality - will not shrink or itch.
  • Our Christmas Jumpers are made with high quality double-panel construction with reinforced seams. Machine washable and built to last.
  • All our products ship within 1-business day and same day when placed before 1pm PST, Guaranteed. 100% Acrylic
  • See all of Tipsy Elves' Funny Christmas Jumpers sold right here on Amazon. Shop over 50 exclusive designs for men and women! All ugly Jumpers are brand new.
  • Tipsy Elves Christmas Jumpers are perfect for your Ugly Christmas Jumper party, holiday pub crawls, the ski cabin, and they always make a great gift!
NEW WOMEN PUDDING CHRISTMAS JUMPER LONG SLEEVE KNITTED SWEATER UK PLUS SIZE
  • THIS LISTING IS CREATING BY MY FASHION STORE, FOR MORE ACCURACY AND GOOD QUALITY CHOOSE MY FASHION STORE FROM THE SELLER LIST ON THE RIGHT SIDE,
  • MADE IN UK BEAUTIFUL DESIGNED SEXY, BRAND; UNBRANDED, OCCASION; INDOOR/OUTDOOR, WASH SEPARATELY OR SAME COLOUR TOGETHER, MIX FIBRE, 100% CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE PURCHASE FOR ANY REASON, RETURN YOUR ITEM WITH IN 14 DAYS FROM THE PURCHASE DATE FOR FULL REFUND, BUYER PAY FOR THE RETURN, NO QUESTION ASKED, BUY WITH CONFIDENCE,
Women Xmas Dress | Ladies Christmas Suit | Women Acrylic Suit | Ladies Santa Suit | Ladies Jumpers Dress | Women Elf Suit | Ladies Penguin Dress | Women Santa Retro Dress
  • Approx Length - 27.5" (69.85cm)
  • Model Wears Size S/M Height: 5'9"
  • 3D Boob Christmas Jumper
  • Item Fit: Slightly Baggy on Size 8 Model
  • Machine Washable
Men's The Snowman Nose Thief Christmas Jumper Size S
  • In Stock and Ready to Ship. Ships within 24 hours
  • Perfect for your Christmas Jumper party or Holiday Pub crawl, makes a great gift.
  • See all of Tipsy Elves' hilarious Jumpers by clicking on "Tipsy Elves" above. Shop over 20 exclusive designs that you can't find anywhere else!
  • Not itchy like wool. High quality double-panel construction with reinforced seams. Machine washable.
  • Brand new with original tags and packaging from the company that designed them!
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Rude Christmas Sweatshirt
  • Santa Claus graphic and white Santa knows you've been a cunt text.
  • Rude and funny Christmas holiday message shirt. Let those naughty people know that Santa Claus knows.
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
Adult Rude Christmas Waiting For Santa For Women Sweatshirt
  • Funny xmas rude saying I've been up all night waiting for santa to come now I can barely walk. I dare you to wear this to the Christmas Party! Ever so slightly offensive Christmas gift.
  • A funny gift idea for women with a wicked sense of humor. Makes a great secret santa gift idea.
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
I Do It For The Ho's Funny Inappropriate Christmas Men Santa Sweatshirt
  • I Do It For The Ho's Funny Ho Ho Ho Santa Claus Christmas Inappropriate Design. This funny Xmas graphic print featuring Santa hat and sunglasses is perfect for rude and naughty adult men with hilarious sense of humor at a pajama or pj costume party.
  • This cool graphic art style is a great design for cheerful or joyful men who believe Santa Claus is real on a Merry Little Christmas eve. Merry Christmas!
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
Stop Staring At My Balls Funny Dirty Christmas Adult Humor Sweatshirt
  • Stop Staring At My Balls funny Christmas quote for anybody who loves inappropriate jokes, adult humor, sarcastic sayings and dirty Christmas jokes. Funny nasty Christmas saying gift for men, husband, boyfriend.
  • Show your naughty and nasty side with this festive Holiday themed dirty joke 'Stop Staring At My Balls' at your Xmas party. For rude inappropriate adult humor and sarcastic quote fans.
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
Merry Christmas Friends Inspired Jumper Sweatshirt Xmas Funny Jumper
  • premium 80% Cotton 20% Polyester
  • 300gsm Quality Sweatshirt
  • Machine Washable
  • Fantastic Quality
  • Great Value
Ugly Christmas Jumper Women Xmas Jumpers for Women Men Womens Christmas Sweatshirt Mens Ladies Rude Funny Novelty Personalised Cute Bad Oversized Reindeer Santa Snowman Christmas Jumper Pullover
  • Material: This is a surprisingly good quality Christmas Sweatshirt, Polyester.High Stretchy, Comfortable and Breathable.The material is warm and the graphics are adorable.
  • Please refer to the size chart in pictures carefully. Our sweatshirts are made in Asian size. If there is any problem, please do not hesitate to contact us first.
  • Match: Ugly christmas jumper is perfect for wear with jeans, lounge pants, Christmas leggings, socks, booties or high heels. Easily to match a Leggings,Tights,Jeans,Shorts.
  • Design: Xmas jumper Crew Neck, Long Sleeve, Christmas Tree Graphic or This is My Christmas Movie Watching Letter&Trunk Print Pullover Sweatshirt Blouse. Youthful and energetic, casual and sporty, fully shows your personality.
  • Occasion: Christmas jumpers is pefect For Christmas ,Thanksgiving,Casual Wear,Work,School,Outdoor.Match With Dress, Skinny Jeans, Shorts Leggings Or Boots.
ROCKBERRY® - Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Humping Reindeer Jumper Unisex Men Women Threesome Orgy Sweatshirt
  • Ladies Mens Unisex Stylish Christmas Knitted Jumpers
  • Soft & Cosy with Ribbed Cuffs & Hem
  • 100% Acrylic - Machine Washable at 40 degrees
  • Elegant Crew Neckline & Long Sleeves
  • Super soft thick knit
ALISISTER Mens Boys Xmas Jumpers 3D Novelty Muscle Prints Fake Two Pieces Christmas Pullover Sweatshirt Sweater For Festival Party Avtivities M
  • Material:3d Funny christmas jumpers was made of polyester and spandex flexible fabric,It is very breathable and comfortable to wear
  • 3d Printed:Full print makes your Xmas Jumpers Tshirt more Personalized and Funny,and it be full of the atmosphere of Xmas
  • No fade:Adopts 3D digital printing technology to make sure the pullover jumpers without ever fading、peeling
  • Occasion:gly Christmas pullover suit for Christmas holiday, party, resort Wear,casual wear,also a best Christmas gift for men/adults/teen girls/boys
  • Size:Please refer to the size chart before you order,And If you have a beer belly,It is recommended to choose 1-2 size up
Threadbare Adults Christmas Festive Jumpers - Rude Santa - Gravel Marl Grey - Small
  • Ribbed Crew Neck
  • Long Sleeved With Ribbed Cuffs And Hems
  • Novelty Rude Fun Festive Design To Front
  • Lightweight Soft Knit Jumper
  • Regular Fit
Merry Fucking Christmas Adult Offensive Christmas Sweatshirt
  • Greetings Up Yours! It's the holiday season and your feeling that Christmas cheer. Celebrate life and the Xmas holiday season with this inappropriate adult joke "Jolly As Fuck" mistletoe Christmas tee shirt.
  • Holiday humor for adults! Perfect for a special someone with a twisted sense of humor. Dirty Christmas shirt is perfect for adult humor, inappropriate humor, rude jokes ,offensive christmas jokes, naughty christmas, jolly af , Christmas ugly sweater party.
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
Le Tits Now Funny Sarcastic Rude Ugly Christmas Sweater Sweatshirt
  • Le Tits Now is the perfect Ugly Sweater for the jokester or prankster that loves to tell adult jokes at office parties or with the family at Christmas.
  • 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck
Bollocks to Christmas Xmas Funny Unisex Sweatshirt Ugly Jumper Top
  • Premium 80% Cotton 20% Polyester
  • Handprinted in the UK using the latest DTG Printing
  • Size Guide Chest Measurements: Small 35-37", Medium 38-40", Large 41-43", XL 44-46", XXL 47-49"
  • Great Value With No Compromise
  • Machine Washable

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